Love Songs Suck T-Shirt

Nothing says "I'm emotionally unavailable" quite like wearing your cynicism! Literally! This tee celebrates Criminal Mischief's deliciously bitter anthem "Love Songs Suck," a syrupy-sweet middle finger to every saccharine ballad that's ever made you want to gag.

Perfect for the romantically disillusioned, the perpetually sarcastic, and anyone who's ever rolled their eyes through a Valentine's Day playlist. Wear it to your ex's wedding, your friend's engagement party, or just Tuesday because love songs do, in fact, suck.

Suburban punk attitude meets premium comfort. Because even cynics deserve soft cotton.

For fans of: Eye-rolling, sarcasm as a love language, and bands that say what everyone's thinking but too polite to admit.

Product Details:

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for zero chafing